If you’re a registered Democrat, I imagine the emergence of the young congresswoman from New York has put a new pep in your step. 

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who cites rap music lyrics when fending off criticism of her socialist ideas, is now your new homegirl. And nearly every Democrat who has filed to run for president so far has openly endorsed her Green New Deal. So unless you’re currently on your way to the courthouse to change your party affiliation, I’ll assume that you back those same type policies. Let’s just get that out there.

In case you haven’t noticed, I’ve about had my fill of Democrats who try to claim they’re for coal and guns while their party screams for an end to the use of fossil fuels and AR-15s. Democrats who drive around in Suburbans and fly all over the country in jets while their party scolds the rest of us should we do the same. Democrats who drag out high school yearbooks to discredit beer drinking conservative judge nominees while hiding their own yearbooks that depict themselves as beer guzzlers dressed up like the Ku Klux Klan. It’s all just liberal flatulence. And it smells to high heaven. 

Speaking of smelly excessive emissions, Ocasio-Cortez is going after the cows now. I’d never thought about it, but evidently cows pass a lot of gas, and we all know that those fumes are melting the polar ice caps. So as soon as the congresswoman rids the world of cars and airplanes she’s going straight after the livestock. 

I can’t wait to see old Betsy grazing in the field with a catalytic converter sticking out of her rear end. All I know is I’ve already been doing my part to stomp out the cattle. I’ve been eating steaks for years. Shoot, if I was a only a Washington Democrat and had me one of those government credit cards, I’d wing a G4 up to New York City every weekend, get in a stretched black Suburban limousine that gets four miles to the gallon and have them take me to one of those fancy restaurants where all the liberals gather to eat steaks and condemn gluttonous rich folks. 

If you’re a Democrat, you need to ask yourself what you’re actually for these days. It’s getting bad out there. I say the days of denouncing every zany policy that the left stands for in Washington while still voting straight Democrat every time you go to the polls should be over. 

It’s been over for me a long time, for I could always see right through it. I have more respect for a nut like Ocasio-Cortez that lays her craziness out for the world to see than I do some local fence-riding Democrat who tells me they’re for guns, coal and a border wall. If you’re a Democrat telling your Republican friends that, you’re telling the wrong people. 

It’s all just political flatulence, and it stinks.

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